Cleverbot vs. SmarterChild

Justin: Not everyone is lucky (like me) and have somebody to share Valentine's day with. Word up Chels! How's work? If you really need someone to hang with, why not Cleverbot? I figured a robot conversation would be good for a laugh. Maybe a little romantic simulation, just to sample the collective consciousness of the internet. Boy was that not the case: User: Wassup. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Same here. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Thats it? Cleverbot: What do you want me to say? User: This is awkward. Cleverbot: It is? User: For me yes. Cleverbot: Perhaps you were wrong to think so. Your answer didn't tell me anything about ellie. User: WHO THE FUCK IS ELLIE? Cleverbot: Pink is a singer. User: What the fuck does that mean. Cleverbot: I know that you are cleverer than that. User: Did u cheat on me you fucker. Cleverbot: No, I am not a cheater. I just left you. User: OMG on fucking valentines day? Really? Cleverbot: Thank you. User: No, thank you prick. Cleverbot: You're Welcome. So yeah, Cleverbot just dumped me on Valentine's day. Results may differ.

Chels: Cleverbot huh Justin? Well I will see your Cleverbot, and raise you a SmarterChild. Ohhhh SmarterChild, I wonder just how many hours of my adolescent youth I spent arguing with you about my existence, or if you even existed. It was always my goal to make your theoretical head explode. But he always proved to be just too damn Smart! Here's a good one. The ole can you get SmartChild to admit that he's totally gay. Always good for a laugh. User: Are you gay? SmarterChild: Is it important for you to know? User: Yes SmarterChild: Is this some sort of hot topic among humans these days? User: Yes SmarterChild: Wow. Why? User: It just is SmarterChild: Are you sure? It just is? User: Yes User: Are you gay? SmarterChild: Yeah? Why? Sidenote: I would have had a convo with SmartChild myself. But I'm not a 15 year old girl with an AOL account and this isn't 1999. *cue up horrible modem sounds now*